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Class, it's time
for our standardized test

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to see how well the school
taught to the standardized test.

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Yes! I mean...

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You have 30 minutes

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or however long it takes me
to swipe through every guy

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in this town
I haven't already... met.

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Huh?

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Huh?

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Why does Hubert get to take
the test in that paradise?

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They turned my mop closet
into a quiet room

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for Hubert's unique needs.

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What about Willie's unique need?

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A quiet room
to sob into his mop?

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Hmm.

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He also gets extra time.

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Extra time?

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Well, I guess if he needs it.

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Although that means
I'm getting less time than him.

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We all want
a level playing field, right?

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Shouldn't I also get extra time?

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Of course you should, lassie.

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I'm here for an assessment.

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Looking to get
extra time on tests?

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No. As an intrepid psychonaut,

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I yearn to explore
the inner workings of my mind.

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Hmm.

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So what are we testing for?

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She's not here for extra time.

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It's a secondary motivation
at best.

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We'll be testing you for three
neurological differences today.

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Here's the first one. Go nuts.

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Oops. I'm not supposed
to say that word.

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One of our crazy rules.

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Ah, sorry, not supposed
to say that either.

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One of our crazy regulations.

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Okay.

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♪♪Book report, book report.♪♪

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Okay. Well, maybe I was a little fixated,

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but nothing
like Principal Skinner.

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Principal Skinner,
there's a fire!

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♪♪School budget,
school budget.♪♪

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Whatever this is testing for,

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I think Principal Skinner
has a lot of it.

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What the hell
happened here, Seymour?

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I'm not sure.

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I was working on the school
budget, and, uh, now it's now.

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"Now it's now" is
the first thing you've said

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that makes sense,
and it doesn't even make sense.

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You can take it up
with the school board

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when you speak to them
this afternoon.

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The board?

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I respect a man
who still uses a handkerchief.

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It's not a handkerchief.

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I was so nervous, I ripped out
the lining of my pants pocket.

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I see. This meeting
is to discuss

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the school budget you submitted.

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Oh, no, you hated it.
Was it the font?

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Font Aficionadomagazine

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said that Garamond
was making a comeback.

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Well, once we got past
all those serifs,

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the budget was exemplary.

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In fact, we're giving you
a promotion.

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You're the new principal
of Springfield High School.

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High school? But I don't know
anything about teenagers.

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I'll have to read years
ofTiger Beatto catch up.

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We have every confidence in you.

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Oh, I'm so honored,
I'm shedding tears of joy.

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Okay. Kids are just kids.

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These ones just
have cars, mustaches,

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and strange clouds of vapor

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emanating from their
ballpoint pens.

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Good morning, Shauna.

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Oh, awesome.

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My dad's flunky is
our new principal.

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Thank you. I'm happy to be here.

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The students
are going to love you.

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They're totally not gonna
slash your tires.

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Great. I won't turn around
to check

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what that hissing noise is,
then.

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Tuck in that shirt.
Change that shirt.

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Put on a shirt.
Good God, not that shirt. Ugh!

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Novel problems
require familiar solutions.

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Detention slips at the ready.

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Welcome to Saturday detention.

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For the next eight hours,

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you're going
to sit here quietly,

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thus becoming the best versions
of yourselves.

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Say less.

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Don't budget my verbiage.

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"Say less" means "I get it."

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I'm not sure I "say less"
what you're saying,

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but I'll take it up with Google
tonight after my bath.

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Ew.

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I can't believe
a brooding outsider like me

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is stuck here
with a jock, a princess,

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a Kearney, and a brain.

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I'm not a brain.
I'm failing choir.

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My dad's really mad.

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I'm never gonna be
like my old man.

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He's 41
and losing his hair dots.

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Teenage angst.

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I'm becoming overstimulated
by this noisy environment.

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What is the problem here?

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I'm tired of having to act cool.

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I'm tired of having
to act uncool.

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I'm tired of playing sports.

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And I'm tired
of dressing pretty.

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Then stop doing those things.

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Don't tell us what to do.

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Well, you're all students,
so education

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is clearly your main priority,

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and you're teenagers,
so there's no sexual tension.

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I have a kid.

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I just don't understand
why you're fighting.

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After you graduate, none of you
will ever see each other.

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High school doesn't matter.

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The new principal is right.

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This really is the best time
of our lives.

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I love you guys.

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Ugh, that wasn't
my point at all.

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Detention isn't about
learning lessons.

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It's about sitting still
and being unhappy.

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But we've changed
as individuals and as a group.

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And maybe you have, too.

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Nope. Change isn't my thing.

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And neither is high school.
I quit.

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You can't leave us. You're the
best principal we've ever had.

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Say less.
And I mean that literally,

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not in your new weird way.

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♪♪Don't you♪♪

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♪♪Forget about me♪♪

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♪♪Don't, don't, don't, don't.♪♪

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Ready for section two,
or do you need a break?

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Is my answer
part of the assessment?

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No.

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We're not judging
everything you do in this room.

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Okay, then.
I don't need a break.

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Mm-hmm.

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Hmm.

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Hmm... No.

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But I'm related
to someone who is.

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Huh?

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Marge, I'm fat.

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Homie, I don't care
what you look like,

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as long as you're healthy.

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I didn't say I looked bad.
Phone, how do I eat healthier?

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Hmm.

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From this moment on,

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I'm focusing only
on taking control of my health.

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Ooh, a text from Lenny.

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Ooh, a WhatsApp from Zutroy.

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Ooh, a TikTok about sports mascot fails.

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Ooh, a Silver Alert for Grampa.

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Ooh, a pop-up meat sandwich restaurant.

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Kids, get in the car.

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We're getting meat sandwiches.

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I thought you were gonna
eat healthier.

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We're doing what?

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Meat, meat! Meat!

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Hmm? Ooh.

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Wait.

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Hmm?

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Oh, this line is so long.

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What's my brain supposed to do
while we wait?

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I'll get out my Homer toys.

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I need a bigger bag.

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Finally.

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Now, to look at the large
posted menu for the first time.

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What to get? What to get?

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Ooh, they have meat sandwiches.

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Oh, come on, Big Dumb.

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We know you're gonna order
one of everything.

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I want... a turkey leg.

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We waited in the sandwich line
for over an hour.

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We have to order something here.

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Actually, we don't.

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You're falling victim
to the sunk cost fallacy.

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I started reading a book
about sunk costs and hated it,

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but I had to finish
because I needed to find out

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what the fallacy was.

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Uh...

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Turkey leg!

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Whee!

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I should probably have
a vegetable with this.

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Aim for the ketchup tent.

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Sir, it's not safe
to throw you into a tent.

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Just chuck me close.
I'll bounce.

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At least you're
behaving yourself.

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Because I'm on my meds.
I remember the old days, though.

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If only there were a way
for Dad to medicate himself.

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Oh, I love
the honey taste of mead.

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It's like when I was drunk
and that beehive fell on me.

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Leatherworking.

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00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,502
I'm gonna make a belt.

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All mine keep shrinking.

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Perfect fit.
Now to stab the hole.

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Now that we've stayed in place
for five minutes,

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I can actually enjoy myself.

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I've almost finished
making myself a new bigger bag.

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Thanks, Homie. Homie?

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- Out of the way, old man.
- Aah!

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Glassblowing.

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00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,369
Jousting!

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Ooh.

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Come on, pointy head.
Kill square head.

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Go for the eye hole.

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00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:03,189
Do it for thy favor.

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00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:06,059
Dad, could we have some money
to buy papal indulgences?

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00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,061
It's five dollars
for partial remittance

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00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:10,930
but only $7.50
for a whole plenary.

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Quiet, kids.
Daddy's watching sports.

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00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:19,305
Uh-oh.

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00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,375
I'm gonna take him
to the doctor.

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I'm gonna dress up and
steal people's change purses.

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Mm-hmm.

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Now remember,
leave those leeches on

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for at least a half an hour.

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And if the dark humors return,

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one of the women in your
household is probably a witch.

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You've had a big day.

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00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:48,001
Maybe we should get back
to the 21st century.

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Sounds like witch talk.

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A very good morrow's eve
to you, fine sir.

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I am Leonardo da Vinci.

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Behold my astounding inventions.

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I painted theMona Lisa
in the year...

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Womp-wah, womp-womp-womp-wah.

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00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:11,257
And... womp-wah,
womp-womp-wah, womp-wah.

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Vitruvian.
Womp-womp-womp-wah.

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Da Vinci was truly the
Renaissance's Renaissance man.

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And this was his most
spectacular invention,

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the flying machine.

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Alas, he never finished it.
Flavin.

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00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:29,275
Some speculate that Da Vinci
suffered from a form of ADHD.

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00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:32,212
Maybe I can finish
his flying machine.

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00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,880
Finish? You?

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00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,648
Name one thing you finished

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00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:40,020
during this entire, endless,
exhausting day. Or ever.

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I finished caring
about Da Vinci.

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00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:45,291
This whole Renaissance
was a big waste of time.

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00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,461
Me and all the loot I looted
are taking an Uber home.

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00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,430
Stop right there, cutpurse.

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00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:53,900
You just committed the worst
of all Ren faire crimes:

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breaking character.

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Ye shall be consigned
to the stocks

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and have tomatoes thrown
upon your personage. Yeah, ye.

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00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:04,077
They didn't even
have tomatoes in Europe

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00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,212
during the Renaissance,
and if they did,

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people wouldn't be
throwing them.

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Calories were scarce.

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00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:13,019
- Lock this one up, too.
- On what charge?

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00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:16,389
Uh, we can probably
make heresy stick.

253
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:21,461
Who knows how many fortnights
you'll be away? Take a snack.

254
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:24,531
I've got some string cheese
in my new bag.

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00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,533
No outside food.

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00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,670
I feel a little bad
for yelling at your father

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for just being who he is.

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Yeah. A day with Dad
can be challenging,

259
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but it's never boring.

260
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But it's weird how many times
we end up in stocks.

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He might get distracted,

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but your father never forgets
about his family.

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Look, there he is.

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I'm coming for you guys!

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He's gonna rescue us.

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Ooh, meat sandwich pop-up.

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Hmm?

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I'm coming for you, meat!

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That's it. I'm putting Ritalin
in his doughnuts.

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Askew. Askew.

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Get out of my store,
you vandal! - Aah!

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Move that standee
an inch to the left.

273
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Caspershould be
in the undead section.

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Yoda straight needs to be.

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Hmm. Our sales are down
for some reason.

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I think we need to improve
the energy flow of the space.

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In other words,
extreme store makeover.

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But there's-there's a reason
that everything in this store

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is arranged just so.

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Why can't we find
another arrangement

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that's also pleasing?

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If she moves things out of place,

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it will destroy the force field
that protects the store.

284
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But I can't let her
know the truth,

285
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so I must elevate my discourse.

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Comic book store.
Comic Book Guy.

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End communication.

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Nailed it.

289
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Ooh, what have you done?

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Something I should have done
long ago--

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put some plants in here.

292
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Shields are down.

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Must restore power.

294
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One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.

295
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One, two, three, four.
One. Two.

296
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Three. Four.

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Are you okay?

298
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The force field protecting us,
it's down.

299
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What force field?
Don't you see how much better

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the flow of the energy is
in the space?

301
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Can't we just try it this way?

302
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,792
What's the worst
that could happen?

303
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:18,471
It feels like it would be bad.

304
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:22,676
What if, instead, we just put
everything back the way it was?

305
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,844
Mm-hmm.

306
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,888
That feels like
it would be bad to me.

307
00:17:34,988 --> 00:17:38,391
Oh, my Zod. Do you also
think your actions

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are causing
and preventing disasters?

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- Tsunami.
- Meteor.

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I've always known
you're obsessive-compulsive.

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The way you organize
your junk drawer

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or how you chew your Hot Pocket
exactly 72 times.

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00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:55,408
Well, I don't want
George Lucas to die.

314
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,877
Have you ever been
to a Japanese tea ceremony?

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00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:00,680
We made OCD into an art form.

316
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:05,185
You and I have more in common
than we ever knew.

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We each hid our private anxiety,

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00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:10,323
but now that we are
truly open with each other,

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our hearts
are perfectly aligned.

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Mwah.

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Two, three, four.

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♪♪When you wear a mask
to get mail at exactly 3:03♪♪

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♪♪You'll touch every lamp
to protect us, that's our OCD♪♪

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♪♪I'll cause my team to lose
if I watch them♪♪

325
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♪♪Or clean my lucky tee♪♪

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♪♪Even tossing salt
over your shoulder♪♪

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♪♪Is groupthink OCD♪♪

328
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♪♪We all have quirks
bottled up in our brain♪♪

329
00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:45,191
♪♪Just 'cause you're crazy
doesn't mean you're insane♪♪

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♪♪So look to your left
and look to your right♪♪

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♪♪Then do it three more times
so you don't die in the night♪♪

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♪♪Wake-up pills calm me down
when I'm fidgety♪♪

333
00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:03,076
♪♪I also medicate
to control my ADHD♪♪

334
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:05,478
♪♪This is excellent
for stimming♪♪

335
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:07,480
♪♪Shirt tags bother me♪♪

336
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♪♪Having every
problem above is♪♪

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♪♪Comorbidity♪♪

338
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♪♪Magical thinking♪♪

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♪♪Excessive drinking♪♪

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00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,861
♪♪Intensive interests♪♪

341
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:24,264
♪♪Addicted to Pinterest♪♪

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- ♪♪Echolalia♪♪
- ♪♪Echolalia♪♪

343
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:32,539
♪♪We are all
a little bit crazy♪♪

344
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:36,776
♪♪You might see yourself
in examples we gave♪♪

345
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:41,648
♪♪That make you think
about how you behave♪♪

346
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:45,385
♪♪If you're offended
and ready to walk♪♪

347
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:50,290
♪♪Remember we're only
drawings that talk♪♪

348
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,559
♪♪There's a whole spectrum
of spectrums♪♪

349
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,694
♪♪You might need therapy♪♪

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00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:57,163
- ♪♪Meds for your heads♪♪
- ♪♪Blues before reds♪♪

351
00:19:57,263 --> 00:20:01,134
♪♪Or just some TLC♪♪

352
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:02,936
♪♪And maybe THC♪♪

353
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:05,538
♪♪Everybody's got
a little something♪♪

354
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:10,310
♪♪Neurodiversity.♪♪

355
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:13,880
I'm afraid of crowds.

356
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,551
Lisa, you were singing
in your sleep.

357
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:21,287
You do a lot of funny voices.

358
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,689
I fell asleep?

359
00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:25,458
What neurological condition
is that a symptom of?

360
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,694
Being tired. I would have
woken you up earlier,

361
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,797
but I was asleep, too.
Anyway, time's up.

362
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:34,067
Oh, no, but I'm not finished.
No, please.

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00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:35,168
I need extra time.

364
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:39,072
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♪♪Neurological assessment, neurological assessment.♪♪

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- So where'd you get your degree?
- Wesleyan.

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00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:59,726
- Oh.
- Well, Ohio Wesleyan.

371
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:03,697
- Oh.
- Well, Miami of Ohio Wesleyan.

372
00:21:03,797 --> 00:21:05,231
- Oh.
- Well...

373
00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:07,367
I'm just gonna
get back to the test.

374
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,536
We had a really good
lacrosse team.

375
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:10,203
Oh.

376
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:11,538
It's also
where I met my husband.

377
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,873
He helped carry my boxes
on move-in day.

378
00:21:13,907 --> 00:21:16,209
- He was my roommate's dad.
-Oh, my God.

379
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:17,344
Well, we were only roommates

380
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:18,478
for the first semester.

381
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:19,879
Then I moved off campus.

382
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,715
But I'd see her when she came
home for the holidays.

383
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,316
It wasn't always easy, you know.

384
00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:24,751
Stepkids, am I right?

385
00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:26,786
You married
your roommate's father?

386
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:29,122
He was really nice,
unlike her mom.

387
00:21:29,222 --> 00:21:30,824
She hated me.

388
00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:31,925
Shh!